Ask me shit?
11:27am25th February 2012
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T: “They’re not usually that fat?…”
B: “Init, is it a black man?”
T: “Nah, it’s a white man”
B: “How do you know?”
*Long pause*
B: “Oh”
(Source: what-men-really-want, via requiemskywaves)
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